my standards were just raised...

So since im now completely bitter towards relationships and everything that has to do with them, ive decided to raise my standards. Basically before i will date you, you need to have a body similar to this...









Have a REAL job

make enough money to pay your bills (and take care of me)

own something (car, house etc.)

be at least 6 ft. tall

have at least 2 tattoos...sorry

being able to platy an instrument would be nice, preferably the guitar or drums

a really loud harley would be nice

be a good guy, dont call me names or yell at me.

if im in a bad mood, realize that i dont always wanna talk about it, and understand that.

dont cheat, if you are interested in someone else, then let me know ahead of time

have fun with me, make me laugh, when i need to cry, let me

suprise me



so as long as i follow this list, i can continue to be bitter because im pretty sure this guy doesnt exsist.